Unfinished Business

I've had some requests recently about Christmas quotations. I am dutifully passing them on such as they are.

1. "I'd never seen spaghetti before[I went to college]"

2. "13-- that's when girls get hot".

3. "I like him. He has white hair."

4. "I'm Jesus."

5. "Don't get frosting on the Holy Family"

6. "Oh, no! I dropped a choking hazard"

I felt like I did not end up with a very extensive list, so I wasn't too excited about it. However, the more important list is pictured: The 2007 Fantasy Championship Team, the Coconspirators.